Okay, I admit that I bought my 12-year old son this plastic severed foot.  It was $1 at Dollar Tree.  He wanted to use it when he swims in the Waterway, and try to trick his friends into thinking he was being attacked by a shark.  Sounded reasonable to me. 

But I found it this morning, lying in his Dad's office.....and I want to know....why on earth did he decide to clothe it? ?  WHY is the severed foot now wearing a sock?